I need to win the lottery. Like...now.

I need to magically have $400 in my bank account by the end of this month in order to make my car payments.

I'm not going to.

Here's why:

1. I am not paid for my work with Richmond Shakespeare (it's being treated like an unpaid internship). That's all well and good, and it wouldn't be a problem if I had been reimbursed the $75 I spent to make props for the show. And the only other problem is that it does cost me some mileage on my car, meaning I have to buy gas more often, and gas is getting really expensive all over again.

2. Ukrop's gives me 5 hours a week. That's it. That means I get MAYBE $30 a week. Next week, thankfully, they scheduled me for a whopping 10.5 hours AND I was able to score an extra shift from a friend who needed to be covered. Even so, it's not enough.

3. My job at After Six won't start until the restaurant opens. Which makes sense. It's just a little frustrating.

4. Babysitting is sporadic and my most regular family goes to the beach a lot in the summer, meaning they don't need me.

I currently have $40 in my account. I need to multiply that by 10 in the next two weeks somehow in order to not overdraw my account or totally obliterate both mine and my father's credit.

Any ideas?