A Few More Things I've Learned...

...after working on "A Midsummer Night's Dream", I have also learned:

-Churchgoing does not automatically make someone a nice person.
-It is ALWAYS funny when the sword breaks.
-It is NEVER funny when the fairy canopy does.
-They should have done "Time After Time".
-Nail polish is totally unisex.
-Emily and I can carry almost every single prop and costume piece back into the green room in just one trip. We are THAT good. They ain't not payin' us for nothin'!
-Trash can lids are completely acceptable armor.
-Saluting is hilarious.
-It is a necessity to have access to the scores of the Red Wings games at intermission.